dorkstrider:

i was supposed to make this rebloggable 6 years ago


youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

damav:

twinkylouiss:

REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME A FAKE SUPERNATURAL MOVIE TRAILER LOOKED BETTER THAN ANY REAL MOVIE EVER

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIIIEEEE

GREATEST EVER

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

I've learned that people never end up fitting the definition you give them, and will constantly surprise you.
→Maddie Two new poems in The Ridiculous Ravings of a Recluse
mistake
Gravel Ghost Edited chapter one of The Star Crossed
Beginnings Are Always Better

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to


thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

velocesmells:

Gettin attached to a character

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Gettin attached to a character that’s going to die

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westerosimatriarchy:

When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’

morticiaprincess:

people glorify men so much in society even if they look like toenails like literally

martin freeman looks like a literal hobbit and called lucy liu ugly and a dog and y’all wanna lick his asshole yet people pay people with cameras to follow rihanna and anne hathaway around to try to take pictures of them with no makeup so they can call them ugly and that’s like so terrifying 

that’s like literally terrifying 


popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions


bubblecumcrisis:

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

Reblogging for public shaming.


crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

jedidoctor:

anythingelseisunthinkable:

every single fandom has that one character that can be paired up with basically everyone else and still be plausible

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